Simpathy

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.

“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”

by Rico Rush February 22, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad for someone simping.

I have so much simpathy for that Wilbur Soot simp!

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021

Sympathy spewer

Someone who is sensitive enough to vomit in response to another person's vomiting.

Meg: Oh, 2 girls 1 cup! *Vomits*
Mom who walked in: Oh, no! Vomit all over! But I'm a Sympathy Spewer... *Vomits*

by CoolGuy2831 May 15, 2009

Sympathy Design

Sympathy Design - When you feel sorry for a designer and just do the design for them.

That designer is so clueless that someone should just do a sympathy design just to get it done.

by billrepps December 13, 2009

sympathy maybe

On Facebook, RSVPing "maybe" to an event that one will not attend, so as not to hurt the feelings of the event's creator.

I really didn't want to go to John's birthday party, but I felt bad so I RSVPed to his event invitation with a sympathy maybe.

by eledgirl March 3, 2011

Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.

Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.

by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014

sympathy kisses

When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.

John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses

by itzDanP July 9, 2017