Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.

"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"

by Richard Romo June 10, 2009

sanitary napkins

Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.

"I'm gonna buy some sanitary napkins, my monthly period is going to occur.. Maybe next week."

by AnimeDaisuki17 June 18, 2014

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

by anonymous May 29, 2021

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Cradle schnitzel

This term refers typically to a much younger male lover, the object of your cradle snatching.

Person 1: "Wow gorgeous guy Cathy's dating, but isn't he a bit young?"
Person 2: "Yeah Cathy got herself a nice piece of cradle schnitzel there."'

by Honey Sparks November 25, 2009