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shitfucker

someone who is an ignorant idiot. a really fucking stupid idiot. someone who is rascist and does not know how to do jack shit, or act normal, or be nice. A real punkass who does not know what they are doing, and are bullshitting their actions. Commonly used in a joking, nonserious manner; othertimes used as a way to combine shit and fuck when describing a situation or person.
What are you doing, shitfucker? Give me my keys back!

Those shitfuckers are always making fun of me...
by redbomber0 December 28, 2005
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Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.
Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!
by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016
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shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.
Shade7x is a shitpicker.
by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003
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rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011
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shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s
Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)
by ggggg June 12, 2003
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shizlocker

A paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. As seen in the movie BILLY MADISON.
The neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch.

That shizlocker was out of control...Did you see that guys face?
by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005
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Shitkicker

Rob - Fuck we went the wrong way, we better make a shitkicker
Jon - you damn right
by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018
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