Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

ShitBerry

Another name for a BlackBerry Smartphone, commonly used when it is malfunctioning.

This ShitBerry is absolutely doing my head in.

by Noggal March 11, 2011

shitbanger

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used

I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!

by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitbagging nazi

term coined by Martin Random

person who shits in bags and leaves them at random places in a house ie. light fixtures.

full story
www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

my old roommate jed was a shitbagging nazi you wouldnt believe what he left in the fridge yesterday.

by SVCLIII January 12, 2009

Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.

I always play better when I'm playing the shitar

by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

shitballs

An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.

On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.

"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.

by Lisa V June 9, 2005