shimanoed

Getting everything you don't need and nothing you want.

I was excited to open my package but I got shimanoed.

Stoked my roommate went to the store but he shimanoed me.

by BigFluffy September 20, 2012

shanked out

The appearance of "roast beef" looking labia resulting from vigourous and repeated sex. Typically found with loose slutty women who"give it out" a lot.

Last night I hooked up with this bitch who was totally shanked out, that shit hung down to her knees!

by Squirrel Master August 16, 2004

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010

Shanked

with friends....wen u poke sum1 suprisingly on their side or stomach.

clo pokes ben and yells...SHANK!
ben: u shanked me!
then ben pokes julie...SHANK!
then julie....continues....SHANK!

by jacksterz August 1, 2005

Bukakke Shitake

At least three American reality tv shows watched back to back with two or more friends in attendance.

Hey Carl, text Edna to meet at your place for the bukakke shitake tonight. There are three back to back episodes of Jersey Shore and then we can watch two episodes of Big Brother.

by Biggeral September 1, 2010

Shitageddon

horrible farts

i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon

by urmommy123 September 5, 2009

shitankeled

adj.
Pronounced: shit-tank-el-ed
the act of being completely shitfaced and tanked at the same time; anailated

I was sooo shitankeled on friday night... we had malibu, hpyno, and mikes.

by g and fitz July 23, 2006