Shim Kronker Bizzly

For when something is so damn unbelievably full of awesome sauce that you just can't think of any other words to describe how good it is!

Friend1 to Friend2

Friend 1- Alright mate, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. Me and my girlfriend tried some reverse motorboat , it was absolutely shim kronker bizzly!

Friend 2- Nice mate, glad to see you enjoyed yourself.

by mjlol June 27, 2010

Ethiopian shim sham

(n.) A very pungent and tasty member of the marijuana family. It finds its home in bee hives in The Western Rockies.

Man that shit was great, did we just smoke the Ethiopian Shim Sham?

by Samuel Sharpe September 10, 2007

curaq-shim-ptro

Disappear or dissolve into a different world

He curaq-shim-ptro when he went home

by Pro-nun-see-A-shun August 23, 2003

Dick-hole Butt-shim

A small slab of wood that would normally go inside of a butthole for easy defecation inside of prison. But is instead being inserted into the dick hole for torture and or pleasure. Commonly used together with the prison poops

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

hoodie hoodie naega shim da gatchi

A lyric of a song that is constantly on repeat.

hoodie hoodie naega shim da gatchi is constantly playing.

by swaggyharuto February 28, 2021

Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.

“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”

by Eddie.d November 17, 2019

Shim

When taking a bar whore home and one uses a finger, two fingers up to an entire fist, to minimize the void in her vagina because your weiner isn’t nearly big enough for her to feel you sticking her

Dude 1: dude, did u close the deal with that bar whore last night?
Dise2: yeah but I had to shim her cunt with my fist in order for her to feel it
Dude 1: wow what a worn out slut.

by Cheetoman69er October 24, 2017