dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

Dusty book shelf

After having sex with a girl you cum on her and smear it every where.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a dusty book shelf.

I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.

by noah123321 December 4, 2011

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No- but good use of division, teach.

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No. Teach, plS STOP

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 7, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

dry spell

to go for a period of time (usually longer than shorter) without something; sex, drugs, etc.

After their breackup in August, she had a 4 month dry spell from guys.

by nh December 21, 2002

Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

by Larry Chair November 28, 2010

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

by Darthvinder February 16, 2009