shanter

This word is the anithesis of banter, meaning that someone or something through acts or words causes destruction of banter.
It is derived from the two words shite and banter, i.e. shite talk.
It may be used as both an adjective (shanterful) and a noun (shanter).

Stephen Barry is the sultan of shanter

You are full of shanter

by The Finester April 20, 2005

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

Shafterburn

After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.

Not tonight love, I've still got shafterburn from earlier!

by Cbored January 27, 2009

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

shanter

A word to describe someone with attrocious banter, or Shit Banter.

Peter "That lad Ross has the worst banter in the world, constant shit jokes, and not funny"
John "Yeah Ross is the king of Shanter."

by shanterking June 26, 2014

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012