Severus Snape

That hot, dark looking professer who is hated by all and all are hated by him!

Snape: I want to spank you
Harry: Oh My!

by Helen August 29, 2003

Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

seersucker

A suit worn in the American south that is typically defined by small blue to navy vertical stripes on a white background. It is worn normally during the summer months as an alternative to the more popular business suit based on its light and cool fabric that is more tolerable to the hot and humid conditions.

Something you would see an lawyer in New Orleans wearing in the mid 1900's. Also sported by Gregory Peck's character Atticus Finch in the movie adaptation of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Tom - "It is so hot outside Jim, what should i wear to this wedding?"
Jim - "I'm putting on that seersucker I've had in the closet for the past 150 years."

by Matticans March 10, 2007

Sepera

1) A mischevious genious or a militant womanizer.

2) A Serpent like man, one who is wise and crafty.

A Sepera is someone who is a Rebel against the systems of the world, although they seem to Master it and use the system to their personal individual advantage. Sepera does not know how to make the world better, but he knows how to get the best out of it.

by James McGill July 12, 2006

Bob Seger Island

Theoretical island where all crappy musicians and all traces of their music go to never be heard from again. Because of the craptastic nature of the music, it is never missed.

Bryan Adams sucks. He belongs on Bob Seger Island.

by 6doublefive321 February 4, 2009

severussexual

Being totally in-love with the brooding dungeon bat Severus Snape. As well as shifting realities to date him.

Me: I LOVE HIM MUM I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE
Mum: yep definitely a severussexual i raised my child differently

by severussnapesimp December 28, 2020

Several people are typing...

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021