Sergius

A Typical Boy That Is Heavily Influenced By Music and Is Honest And Loves Girls For Who They Are. He's A Horny Monster At Times and His Dick is 9Inces Long. He Can act Like a Rebel and Is Amazing Overall.

Sergius and Becky Are Going to The Concert Tomorrow.

by Basedout Becky December 27, 2011

Sirius Black

Very VERY good looking friend of James Potter. He was originally James and Lily's scecret keeper, got dropped at the last minute, got framed for a bunch of murders, got sent to Azkaban, did the impossible and escaped, stalked his godson, Harry Potter, and bought him a really nice broomstick. Throughout all of this, he lost his hot-ness. So sad. Some people think he is dead, and I respect their opinion but they are wrong. He only fell behind the curtain thing-y. Note: A character is never dead unless you personally watch the breath of life leaving their body.

James - "Shut it, Sirius! I'm trying to be serious!"
Sirius - "You can't be serious, I'm Sirius!"
James - "Sirius, seriously, that joke is really old."
Sirius - "Seriously?"

by BenKwellerFoldsFive February 15, 2005

Twilight Series

Set feminism back one hundred years, Insulted literature, and made girls bat shit insane in one convenient little package

Feminism back 100 years: We worked hard for nothing!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!

by the_usber October 21, 2009

sirius demon

Infamous ownage l337 player in the massive online adventure game Runescape. Was destroyed in a duel against Jebus II in a duel.

yo n00b you betta watch yo self, dat be sirius d man!!

by mikdan3 and tucwebb3 January 7, 2005

serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.

person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard

by UM North Quad April 11, 2010

siriusandremus.r.in.love

a common term referring to someone who is a ravenclaw, infj, loves marauders, and ron. Ben Barnes, Remus Lupin, and Sirius black are common associates. Also a total hottie. ;)

friend: hey what type of person are you

you: i’m a siriusandremus.r.in.love

by fredweasleypls.marryme August 23, 2021

Coffee Serious

An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.

"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."

by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009