Someone who only wants to chat/text on social media sites and hook up apps, but never wants to meet in real life. This person always texts you saying how handsome, sexy, or how beautiful you are. However when the time comes to finally meet in person, they always decline because they can not host, travel, drive, or go out after dark because they are scared. This type of person is a total loser, and only enjoys playing games online in real life.
Fernando is a Serial Chatter because he texts me constantly on Tinder, but can never meet me because he claims he can not leave his mother alone at home.
by Charles Tomley August 14, 2016
by lwindy February 19, 2008
Noun.
Origin:Lexington, KY
Definition; One who who uses a vaporizer to reapetedly blow clouds into the faces of their innocent victims.
Origin:Lexington, KY
Definition; One who who uses a vaporizer to reapetedly blow clouds into the faces of their innocent victims.
by IVape May 01, 2016
A serial pest, is someone or something that constantly bugs a team or a user in a workplace.
Serial pests are often the management type, that walk around in brightly coloured shirts and have a phone attached to their ears at all times.
They often bug another user or team in an effort to delay their own work.
Serial pests are often the management type, that walk around in brightly coloured shirts and have a phone attached to their ears at all times.
They often bug another user or team in an effort to delay their own work.
Alex: Hi Team, have you seen that email that came through a second ago? Have you actioned it?
IT Team: No Alex, we're currently working on something else, it has been placed in our queue and will be looked at shortly.
Alex: Team, that isn't good enough, this is an important customer and needs attention straight away.
IT Team: Alex, have you contacted that other user to tell them their system is ready?
Alex: Yeah, yeah.. Alright, I haven't contacted him yet, but..... whatever, get back to work.
IT Team: Man, that Alex guy is such a Serial Pest.
IT Team: No Alex, we're currently working on something else, it has been placed in our queue and will be looked at shortly.
Alex: Team, that isn't good enough, this is an important customer and needs attention straight away.
IT Team: Alex, have you contacted that other user to tell them their system is ready?
Alex: Yeah, yeah.. Alright, I haven't contacted him yet, but..... whatever, get back to work.
IT Team: Man, that Alex guy is such a Serial Pest.
by sketchyisme May 24, 2011
A person who feels the need to constantly be in a relationship or to be dating another person. This relationship/ dating usually ends after the honeymoon phase ends
"Did you hear Nicole is dating John?" "I heard, but didn't she just break up with Phillip?" "Yeah dude, that chick is a serial datist!"
by kent85 May 08, 2013
When women give birth to way too many babies that they cannot be properly taken care of. Women like Octomom, welfare moms, illegal aliens.
by Unemployedfarmer May 08, 2009
A narcissistic person who is better at anything in life than everyone else usually due to playing with themself way more than normal
Davo: "Why does billy think he's better than everyone else all the time?"
Danno: "Cause the fuckheads a serial masturbator"
Danno: "Cause the fuckheads a serial masturbator"
by mickeeey July 06, 2009