A person who brags about their life acheivements, most likely fantasy, usually a result of short mans disease, red hair or being molested as a child. Always can out do anyones story of greatness and or acheivement.
"I shot a bear in the woods with my rifle". Mc Bragg answers "I once shot a bear in the woods in the great war with my blunderbuss and finished it off with my bare hands"
by mickeeey June 21, 2009
A narcissistic person who is better at anything in life than everyone else usually due to playing with themself way more than normal
Davo: "Why does billy think he's better than everyone else all the time?"
Danno: "Cause the fuckheads a serial masturbator"
Danno: "Cause the fuckheads a serial masturbator"
by mickeeey July 06, 2009
Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.
Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
by mickeeey June 22, 2009