seppejew

when an Asian jew wants to commit suicide honourably

in world war 2

the Japanese general Meshach had dishonoured his family

there for he must redeem himself by committing seppejew

by justiceam2000 July 22, 2018

Seppo

Gets all of the girls and has an black van with text on the side that says "Free candy!"

Me: There is a van with a sign that says Free candy!!
Friend: Yea, Seppo must own it..
News tommorow: Two kids have dissapeard..

by Onnihater February 1, 2019

Seppukaki

The Japanese act of committing suicide or apparent suicide through the act of bukaki.

Police Officer: Whoa! Did she/he drown in shampoo!?
Witness number 8: No.

Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.

Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......

by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020

Seppukaki

The Japanese act of committing suicide or apparent suicide through the act of bukaki.

Police Officer: Whoa! Did she/he drown in shampoo!?
Witness number 8: No.

Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.

Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......

by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020

Seppi

The most annoying and biggest dumb fuck on planet earth. Seppis love to ruin fun situations by just being themselves

Liana: wow did you see Joseph the other day? He was being a real Seppi

Kayla: yeah what a little bitch

by Dixie Normus loves u May 10, 2020

Seppoopoo

The act of shitty one's pants intentionally to prove a point.

Tom committed seppoopoo to prove his innocence in the court of law.

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Seppo Check

A check done to ensure someone isn’t a seppo, whether it be of mind or body.

The term was originally coined in “a group that anyone can join except if you’re from the US” on Facebook but has since been extended to multiple other groups across the social media platform.

“Did you just say you don’t think guns in schools are bad? We need a seppo check over here!”

by Xtank-47 November 21, 2020