Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

self guilt

always putting the guilt on yourself

i'm always so self guilt!

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018

Selfie Rape

Using someone else's cell phone and intentionally taking hundreds of selfies so that you eat up all of the phone's spare memory and cause them much work deleting the pics.

Sorry, I can't download that cool app because my daughter selfie raped my phone and I have no available memory.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015

dog selfie

When a dog owner positions their beloved companion to appear to have taken their own selfie.

My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

self-flusher

That turd you do that's so heavy it disappears round the u-bend under its own gravity without you having to flush it.
Antonym of unflushable

Kevin's 6 pound self-flusher landed so loudly in the pan the splash woke his deaf grandma.

by king of turds October 23, 2008

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.

Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.

by Pickyboots March 1, 2010

self made boss

This word mean that you yourself control your own action

Charlie forgot that he was a self made boss that he doesn't response to foolish people

by Kushwalker May 14, 2018