scrolligue

Fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it.

Man, I recalled a nice article I read in Twitter at breakfast but couldn't find it by lunch as I grew scrolligued looking for it.

by themit17 August 21, 2016

Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

Scrolliosis

The inability to scroll past social media posts you don’t like.

My dad won’t stop commenting on my posts about Trump. He has Scrolliosis.

by Matt12189 August 19, 2020

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Scrolliosis

An abnormal curvature of the little finger that occurs from excessive supporting of the phone in the hand while scrolling through social media.

Dude I have scrolliosis, look, *holds up pinkies*

by Aypee May 7, 2021

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

scrillimp

Someone who values pussy more than their money. Combination of scrilla and simp. Term coined by E$

Too many scrillimps nowadays, what happened to bein a pimp and gettin yo money on.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan March 18, 2023