Harland Sanders

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.

let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Bernie Sanders

In my opinion, he's among the most underrated presidential candidates of the 2016 presidential race - if most Democrats were smart enough to pick him, Trump probably wouldn't have been elected President.

He was a good man at heart, and you could tell he really wanted equality amongst Americans, unlike other candidates, who just wanted to divide us using fear.

This man would create subsidized education, allowing children to go to college at no cost to the parents. Imagine how much he could've reshaped our generations to come.

Man #1: Hey, who'd you vote for?
Man #2: Trump - Hillary is way too crooked.
Man #1: What about Bernie Sanders?
Man #2: Come to think of it, I probably would've voted for Bernie if he was on the ballot in place of Hillary!

by Turd III January 25, 2018

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

Brent Sanders

A prospective House candidate from Louisiana, a libertarian Republican much like Ron Paul. Dedicated to limited government, freedom, and peace, Brent would serve as that much needed 2nd voice for liberty in the House, along with Paul. Sanders, along with Murray Sabrin(NJ Senate Candidate), is on the vanguard of the Ron Paul Revolution.

Brent Sanders is a Ron Paul Revolutionary.

by kommanderwill April 15, 2008

Bernie Sanders

A new hope

" Damn i hope clinton wins!!" "nah m8 i want america to be cool again, Bernie Sanders 2016!"

by UR mums nickers September 7, 2016

bob sanders

Knocking the crap outta someone!

Tommy went Bob Sanders on Tom Brady between 3rd period and 4th period it was great!

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007