Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.
If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.
If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.
Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.
Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.
Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...
by QABCQ September 07, 2012
The type of people to make an offensive comment, and then decide if they are joking or not by seeing the reactions of the people around him/her.
Chad: Hitler did literally nothing wrong, he was a hero!
Other people: What, you don't believe murdering 6 million Jews is wrong? Wtf is wrong with you!?
Schrödinger's Chad: OMG I was only joking, why can't anyone handle a joke these days smh
Other people: What, you don't believe murdering 6 million Jews is wrong? Wtf is wrong with you!?
Schrödinger's Chad: OMG I was only joking, why can't anyone handle a joke these days smh
by pseudonym763564354314 July 05, 2017
Also known as 4-Chan's Principle.
Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.
Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.
Bill: Fuck dude, a trap tricked me into letting them suck my dick.
Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?
Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.
Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?
Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.
by Nut_Zach August 22, 2018
There was a scientist named Erwin Schrodinger who put a cat in a box and you can not see the cat so the cat is dead and alive for say. This is popular with the show the Big Bang Theory and they use the phrase to describe relationships between the group of friends.
Sheldon: Your relationship with Leonerd is like Schrödinger's Cat.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Your relationship can be thought of as good and bad to find out you need to open the box.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Your relationship can be thought of as good and bad to find out you need to open the box.
by chunihan August 18, 2012
When you're sort of in the friendzone but get enough of the occasional relationship hint to keep you just from accepting defeat.
"Hey Josh did you finally get with that sweet chick Bernice last night after all the hints she dropped?"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"
by ColonelNuttybar March 21, 2017
-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.
by POW POW POW September 01, 2012
A DM that will either improve or destroy your image in the eyes of someone important to you, depending on how it's received. The outcome can't be determined until they look at it.
A: Dude, we've been weirdly close for years and I've finally told her I like her.
B: How do you think she'll reply?
A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.
B: How do you think she'll reply?
A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.
by Daniel714 May 01, 2020