Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.

I schmoogled with your mom last night.

by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011

Schmoogly

Someone who has Chorbs or suffers from Chorbolism.

You're fucking schmoogly

by Schmoogly Schmoogle January 14, 2012

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

Schwoogie

A Schwoogie was a name for neighbor kids who were essentially moochers. We used this back in the mid-80's in Kenosha Wisconsin. A distant relative who was deep into Dungeons & Dragons came up with this after we were all tired of neighbor kids knocking on the door every 1/2 hour to borrow something or to get an aspirin for their mom. Two others and I sat down one night and created a long definition which we passed around to friends to get a laugh. (I wish I still had the original definition) It had nothing to do with race. Our group of friends that hung around Kenosha McDonalds on Sheridan Rd. began calling each other Schwoogie just for entertainment purposes. Whether the person whom we credit with the word stole the term, I do not know.

You answer the door. It's probably the Schwoogies again, wanting to borrow aspirin for their mom.

by Wuzzblind June 19, 2017

SCHLOOBIE SAUCE

The light colored sauce your chinese food is swimming in.
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)

Mom, order me some vegetable chow mein, and make sure it has plenty of schloobie sauce so I do not choke on it and end up in the ER.

by lamoismynamo August 25, 2009

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010