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Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"
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if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
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if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.
not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.
when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.
you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.
ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.
when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.
if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.
if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.
not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.
when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.
you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.
ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.
when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.
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