Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004

Schludny

An incredibly neat pussy, one that is of Polish descent. It is very tasty and appealing to all of the male species.

Wow, Alicja's got a schludny!!! Her lips are symetrical and in trim!

by stefanarak April 29, 2011

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

schlubab

When you get to experience pain, but then your pain is voided out when you think about all the other struggles in the world are incomparable to yours

You: "Ouch, I stubbed my toe."
Someone: "Kids are starving in Africa"
You: "What a schlubab moment"

by TheKrillaKilla August 11, 2021

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

Schlobberknockered

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.

Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!

by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006

Schludny

A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.

Holy mackerel, Alicja has an INCREDIBLE Schludny!!

by PolishLoverGuy May 17, 2011