Schloom

Verb

1. To Insert oneself in the middle of a trade to make profit on it. To become the middleman.

Bobby: I see an opportunity to schloom the market on feminine products!

by Bob Yeeters January 21, 2024

schlomp

absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.

“look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”

by rpsirk November 26, 2023

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

schlombadingerlingini

A penis which is so long it gets dragged across the ground when you walk and is too girthy to fit in your mouth.

That schlombadingerlingini could strangle me

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

Schlormphf

No meaning, just schlormphf

"Schlormphfing it rn."
"This cat is so schlormphf."
"Schlormphf Schlormphf Schlormphf."

by Mr. Goober II November 30, 2024