The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schlag

A lazy relatively quite well educated bunch of inoffensive slaking loozers wandering randomly in Supermarket's parking lot looking for a good spot to smoke and share some darts

"Mais elle ne va pas trop capoter de vous zoner comme des gros schlags"?

by Trashlambert September 3, 2016

Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German

German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit

by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018

Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'

Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

by PossumCuber November 19, 2010

schlag

acting incredibly stupid or acting like a jerk

"Dude your such an ass to girls"

"Yeah your a real schlag"

by sdfSDFSdg May 4, 2009

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

schladong

another word that can be used for penis.

I have a long schladong

I am a male & I have a schladong.

You wanna see my schladong?

by schladongy March 24, 2009