skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.

A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”

by qalachaki December 27, 2023

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.

Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.

by LordJenal October 18, 2022

Scan

St. Louis slang meaning odd, suspicious, or sketchy. Usually used for a person, place, thing, or event. Mainly used for when something is scan in general and not in relation to anything specific. Similar to “sus”.

“Im thinking about going to that party tonight.”
“Don’t go, the guy throwing it is kinda scan.”

“That gas station off Hanley is kinda scan”

“I wouldn’t buy weed from him, he’s scan”

“This St. Paul sandwich looks kinda scan”

by 2002honda December 12, 2021

scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan: scan
other person: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan might say: scan
one would respond with: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024