bi-satchel

one who is in love with both rucksacks and drawstring bags

"dude, he be bi-satchel"

by Hugh Jass March 27, 2004

saccharine compliment

A sweet-sounding compliment that is entirely phony.

She landed a most saccharine compliment that was bought hook, line and sinker.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

sachiko juraku

The main antagonist for Kakegurui Twin. A really hot 18-year old girl with light gray hair, red eyes, pink lipstick, and a sadistic psychopath. She’s the head of the Public Morals Committee.

Person 1: Hey have you read Kakegurui Twin?
Person 2: Yes! My favorite character is Sachiko Juraku and I also simp for her

by Yumekoslefttiddie January 19, 2021

Sachin

An immensely funny guy widely perceived to be more comedically talented than both Michael McIntyre and Ricky Gervais put together.

John: "What did the egg say to the boiling water?"
Michael: "Dunno, what?
John: "It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday."

<Pause>

Michael: "Its ok...but its no Sachin joke

by S. T. Alker January 23, 2011

Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012