sand widow

sand widow, a combonation of white widow and afghan kush. one of the dankest strains known to man, high times pot of the year in 2004.

Hey, my guy has that sand widow again!
That sand widow blew my fucking mind!

by Goonage April 18, 2008

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Butt sand

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.

Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.

by Crey Tosby January 01, 2016

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Sand Mafia

A mafia that Wilbur Soot talked about on philza's Minecraft stream.

Wilbur Soot: Philza do you eat sand???
Philza: Wtf Wilbur?
Wilbur Soot: Do you know the Sand Mafia?

by Joe mama's nuts February 26, 2021

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box of sand

In a fraudulent exchange of goods, term used to describe a worthless decoy object delivered in place of what was advertised. Originated from a number of eBay scams involving a seller offering expensive, heavy items (such as computer hardware), and ending with the mark being delivered a box filled with sand at their own cost.

"Wow! So all of this premium home theatre equipment in the back of your van is only $300? Tell me, is that box of sand compatible with HDMI?"

by peoplewantducks July 10, 2013

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Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

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