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Sailor Jerry Fucked
What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011
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Sailboat tea grinding mill
The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
Sailboat tea grinding mill by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013
sailor mars
Rei Hino's alter ego from the anime and manga Sailor Moon. One of the Sailor senshi, Naoko Takeuchi created her to standout from the rest of the characters to be especially "Asian." Naoko said that she wanted Rei to be very beautiful and feminine.
In the anime, Rei and the main character Usagi always fight. But in the original manga, Rei has always watched over her. As Sailor Mars, her element is fire.
In the anime, Rei and the main character Usagi always fight. But in the original manga, Rei has always watched over her. As Sailor Mars, her element is fire.
sailor mars by Sueji May 28, 2004
Sneaky Sailboat
A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
Sneaky Sailboat by captainjackoff October 16, 2011
Sky Sailing
Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!
Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.
Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.
Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.
Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.
Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.
Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
Sky Sailing by Smile4Music June 21, 2011