penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

mouth romance

Oral sex.

I think John deserves some mouth romance for that gift he gave me.

by JMysterious November 12, 2018

ghetto romance

The most extreme mixed drink known to man. A ghetto romance includes Everclear filled up to the bottom plastic ridge in a solo cup, a can of redbull and a little bit of Gatorade. This combination of strong alcohol, caffeine, as well as the electrolyte fucking up Gatorade will cause even the biggest heavyweight drinkers to experience a Ghetto Romance before the night is over.

"No one can escape Ghetto Romance night!"

by PattyD March 6, 2007

Romance to Ruins

An extremely good looking band, comprised of long haired Keith, The whitest brown kid Phil, the ginger Dan, and the "happy bithday derek" Sean. Their music makes grown men cry and women climax. From their heavy breakdowns to their catchy riffs, this band is as good of a catch as their hot groupies.

Dude, i just Romance to Ruins'd in my pants

by XxOceansBetweenUsxX August 24, 2010

speedy romancing

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

by powerball January 5, 2014

hopeless romance

Someone who is in love but there's nothing there and it's a pointless love

I love him but he doesn't love me back , I guess you can call it hopeless romance.

by Genuhvee August 22, 2017

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014