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Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010
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Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.
Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.
by Hollister212 July 23, 2011
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Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head
Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!
by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015
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Restart

A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.
"Wow so funny I didn't mean to yell at a restart"
by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020
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Arm Rest Showdown

The unspoken battle for arm rest position/supremacy between you and the over-sized individual who sits next to you on the plane.
Ugh...I lost my arm rest showdown with the slob next to me and had to spend the whole 6 hour flight straight-jacketed in my seat.
by Akntr October 1, 2013
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holding in a restart

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".
Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.
by Moondoggy November 8, 2008
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bestie westies for the resties

Bestie westies for the resties means that you and your bestie slay to the point your bestie westies for the resties.
Anthony: woah we’re so slay
Taylor:ikr we must be bestie westies for the resties
by tayzor December 6, 2022
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