for obvious reasons

Meaningless rhetoric used to gain the upper hand in an argument where you have nothing substantial to add.

Ironically most employed in an attempt to end the most combustible & controversial of debates.

Abortion should be outlawed everywhere, for obvious reasons.

Software piracy isn't bad, for obvious reasons.

Adolf Hitler was a model citizen and well-meaning person, for obvious reasons.

by BlasI August 27, 2009

fight for no reason

What all the kiddies seem to be doing now-a-days.

Kid #1:"You wanna fight for no reason??"

Kid #2:"Ok!!"

*Hilarity ensues.*

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

Reason Being

What One Direction clowned us all with on July 23, 2020.

“So you stan Reason Being?”
“No, it will always be One Direction”

by arelye July 24, 2020

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore

Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad

Person 2 - Stunad, what?

Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos

Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

religious reasons

the response to any question about any random and pointless act you commit; only given to attribute more reason to your decision or action than there really is.

Person 1: Why did you drink your iced tea with all that stuff in it?

Person 2: Religious reasons.

by gottago May 23, 2007

reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)

1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

The Reason

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006