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picking up the remote by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003
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spin the wii remote
gay middle class guy 1: i feel like a badman, lets play spin the bottle
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote
spin the wii remote by pdaykz September 10, 2010
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The Remote Controls the Robot
In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.
People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-
Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!
Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"
Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!
Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"
Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
The Remote Controls the Robot by an extremely knowledgeable guy November 1, 2011
Verbal Remote
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
Verbal Remote by kejo66 April 9, 2010
bad remote
You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.
While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.
While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.
Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.
Guy 2: The bad remote?
Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!
Guy 2: The bad remote?
Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!
bad remote by AC #9 November 27, 2011
Universal Remote
Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.
Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"
Universal Remote by a. monk October 12, 2009