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spin the wii remote

similar to spin the bottle, but really middle class
gay middle class guy 1: i feel like a badman, lets play spin the bottle
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote
spin the wii remote by pdaykz September 10, 2010

The Remote Controls the Robot 

In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.

People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-

Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!

Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"

Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Verbal Remote 

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
Verbal Remote by kejo66 April 9, 2010

bad remote 

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.
Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!
bad remote by AC #9 November 27, 2011

Astro Remote 

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
Astro Remote by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018

Universal Remote 

Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.
Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"
Universal Remote by a. monk October 12, 2009