A theory of when one is jerking off, and their ejaculation bounces, or recurves off the wall, and lands in their face/mouth.
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Get the Recurve Theory mug.A tongue-in-cheek psychological “condition” where someone feels superior despite being metaphorically (or literally) recessive. Combines genetics (recessive genes) with psychology (superiority complex) to mock the idea that dominance equals better.
“Of course he insists on walking through the mud in new shoes — classic recessive gene superiority complex.”
“She’s got a real recessive gene superiority complex, always acting like her quiet genius makes her the smartest person in the room.”
“She’s got a real recessive gene superiority complex, always acting like her quiet genius makes her the smartest person in the room.”
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Get the homozygous recessive birthday bash smash mug.A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
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