rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

rectum plunger

when a object as a viberator or dildo is inserted into the anus or aka the asshole.

bill:did you hear that sally died?

Marcie:No way....how did she die?

bill:she went to far down on her rectum plunger!!!!

by bill dildo October 10, 2008

rectum sex

taking it in the poop hole

dude i had rectum sex last night

by big penised amarican September 27, 2003

rectum rockets

A hamburger from Tha Castle. It goes in easy, but comes out like a rocket, with an added gas blast.

Man those rectum rockets were killer.

by J dizzle September 3, 2003

rectum rattler

Another term for those men who get their A-Hole filled in by other men, and vice versa.

"Yer man over there is such a rectum rattler"

by Kunstable January 17, 2008

rectum smoker

An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum

Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!

by drcaligula December 1, 2011

Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019