Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

roll my raisin

the female equivalent of a guy "rubbing one out" or masterbating.

that guy is so hot, i'm gonna roll my raisin after we win this softball game.

by cschieffer July 7, 2009

Nose Raisin

The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.

Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.

by Steven Tobolowsky May 8, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Blues

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin

Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues

by MCcoubs June 24, 2010

raisins

Referring to women's brests that's soo flat that the only thhing that shows through are the nipples...looking like raisins stuck to her flat chest.

Yo man, that girl P, she's got raisins bro!

by G-Unit January 17, 2005

Raisin balls

To have shrunken and shriveled testicles due to excessive ejaculation. Often experienced by chronic maturbators. Opposite of Scrot Bloat

'I'm so lonely, I've got raisin balls.'

by Lanky August 15, 2003

ratsing

The desire to beat people who use trendy expressions over the head with a waffle iron.

See: Pearls Before Swine 2/27/08 comic strip

Damn, I'm really ratsing toward that guy that uses "Jonesing" all the time

by Jeffrey Zhang February 27, 2008