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ramsied

to have accidently physically harmed oneself to the amusement of friends and onlookers
I just ramsied all over myself (urinated)
I just ramsied myself with a cigarette (burned)
I just ramsied (fell on my face with no provocation)
by chris and cowboy February 28, 2004
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Ramses

Ramses is a cool dude. He is pretty chill and calm when you meet him at first. But when you get to know him he's full of energy and is really goofy. He's a goofball most of the time so don't take what he says to the heart. Ramses is a handsome guy but when it comes to girls he's bit of a shy guy. The guy could be cute at times but you have to understand him first. He's understand and a good listener but sometimes he needs someone too listen to him as well. A huge gamer he is. He will challenge you to anything and super competitive. Overall, the guy is a pretty cool bro to have in your life.
"Ramses is so cool"

"That guy is funny bro"
"You need a ramses in your life"
by underratedasiangirl January 1, 2020
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bella ramsey

the most attractive and best person alive. can bright up a whole room and can make anyone instantly fall in love. they are the worlds best ellie williams and deserve everything
example: “hey is that bella ramsey over there?”

OH MY GOD IT IS BELLA RAMSEY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BELLA”
by aspielovesbella June 4, 2023
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Ramses

Ramses is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. he'll always try to make you feel better. his appearance can be a little scary at first but he will always be there for you. You will always want to be friends with him. If you find a Ramses never ever let him go because he will be the love of your life.
Wow! You see him? Who is he?
That's Ramses.
I want to be friends with him.
Same!
by YukineSekkiYumiko December 2, 2018
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a Ramsey

When a couple use a boat clubs facilities for thier own sexual fantatsies. People have been known to use oar handles and cox boxes for sexual gains but the favourite of any ramseyer is the beloved trestle although these are often broken in the process. This kind of practice is frowned upon in boat clubs but it often spreads quickly through all the boat club couples. It also leads to more sexual deviency when this become boring such as the revered alabama hotpot
I went to the boat club last night and did a Ramsey. we used the trestle but it got broken
by Keith121 May 28, 2010
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ramsicle

A stupid, yet often hot piece of ass, who's sole purpose on this Earth is to knowingly get you off and never be spoken to again. She lacks morals and self respect and is glad to be "rammed" on a moments notice.
She was such a ramsicle all it took was one text and she had alex jake and oliver's dick in her at one time
by mandingo man October 7, 2010
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Ramses II

Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.

Making the Space Shuttle

Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.

Finestrism

They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.

Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Ramses II... lmao... funny huh?
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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