Porn Raid

1. When any one goes on a computer to look for sexual images to enlarge their richard for more then 2 hours.
2. Every Friday

I just can back form a major porn raid , don't bother me .

by KOAT(knower of all things) May 30, 2009

SWAT Raid

A SWAT Raid is when you and everyone else in the house are awake, except for one person. You and everyone else stack up against the wall, have 2-3 others go into either the closet or some other doored-off room connected to the room where the sleeper is sleeping (for instance, a bathroom connected to the bedroom) and have them synchronize with you. Once everyone is ready, give them Nerf Guns, or, if you're sadistic, Airsoft Guns and shout "SWAT RAID, HANDS UP!" And have the SWATTERS hiding within the room pop in with the main group outside the door. Then, as you wake the sleeper, start unloading your ammo on him. A good swat raid usually ends with everyone's weapon empty, and a shitload of welts on the victim.

Steve: Why is Bob so pissy today?

Mike: OH GOD it was great, we pulled a swat raid on his lazy ass...

Steve: Now that's fucked up.

by HutchinsonUberAlles June 15, 2010

panty raid

One of the most awesome things to do since the late night hype. It's when you go to a girl's house and steal her panties, then once your alone, you smell the vagina spot. The best way to do this is to visit a close (girl) friend, then ask to go to her bathroom, and you really go to her room and snatch the panties, and hide 'em away till your moment alone.

"I got the panties from Zoe's the other night when I went on the panty raid. It was fucking amazing!"

by bigfootbeleva13 July 29, 2009

Air Raid

To take a dump.

Can be used at anytime to indicate that you need to empty your arse of feces.

One may also chose to add the name of either of the four following cities, to indicate the size of the shit (smallest to biggest)

1. Berlin (Carpet bomb)

2. Hanoi (Napalm)

3. Nagasaki/Hiroshima (Nuclear)

Bill : "Brb, I'm going for an air raid"

John : "Hanoi or Berlin?"

Bill : "Neither, I think it's gonna be a Nagasaki this time"

by Richi Rich July 22, 2009

Baww raid

When a group of people spam a person's personal page or chat after the person offends one of their friends. Common practice among wolfaboos and therians.

Therian: OMG you made one of our pack members cry, I'm going to find you and rip out your throat in your sleep!

Therian 2: Yeah! No one messes with our pack!1!!!!1 Wolfs are awesome!1!

Baww raid victim: Yeah, whatever. You're not wolves, you know.

by HintHint February 21, 2013

panty raid

When you very sneakily borrow indefenitley a pair/bunch of panties from a girl.

True Story. I go to a private school, and I am the only boy in high school chorus. I almost went to heaven when I went on the beach trip, with all the hot girls, and Emily... But what I did was this: All the girls were downstairs (this is in a private beach house) so I decided to go into Emily's room and... look around a little bit. ^^ I bet that everyone reading this has a good enough imagination...^^

by george September 13, 2005

Buffet Raid

This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.

Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"

Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."

by IsraelHands09 June 6, 2011