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i quit tennis 

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.
Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."
i quit tennis by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014
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I Quit This Bitch 

A turn of phrase coined by Inetta the Mood-Setter, a part-time DJ from WBLX-FM 92.9. After being treated like crap by the radio station and people at the station for years and then getting a shit raise, she quit on the air. She refused to take it anymore and said on air: "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

It is a term generally used to show extreme disgruntlement with a work position or used more casually at the end of the work day to denote that you are not working anymore after that point.
After being forced to work 70 hours a week with no overtime and no hope of compensation or recognition, Bob walked into his bosses office, flipped him the bird and said: "I quit this bitch!"

What? It's 4:30? I quit this bitch!
I Quit This Bitch by Haar March 20, 2008

Hit it and Quit it 

To have sex with a girl then never contact her again. See Fuck and Chuck.
My friend brought over a girl and I hit it then quit it.
Hit it and Quit it by Nitraine October 22, 2003
Throwing the poker chips, flipping the Monopoly board, unplugging the Nintendo, taking your ball and going home.
"Dave: Any ONE of these SIX FUCKING CARDS and I would have won! UnbeFUCKINGlievable! You are terrible! You should have lost! Fucking cards! FUCK YOU!

Dave is disconnected from the game.

Bill: His computer crash?

Rob: No, he rage quit"
Rage Quit by Mania Mr July 10, 2009

Hit it N' Quit it 

To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. Often done by guys who are jackasses, or on college spring breaks.
College guy1: Dude, She's leaving tommorrow to go back home to Delaware.
College guy2: Hit it N' Quit it man!
Hit it N' Quit it by Alexei Tajzler December 27, 2002

hit and quit 

refers to having sex with a girl,then promptly leaving her.
guy 1: hey would you go out with that chick over there?
guy 2: meh,she talks too much, i'd hit and quit that shit.
hit and quit by sunshine denny July 20, 2008