ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner

I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!

by Larry Franks November 4, 2007

Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010

The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.

I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.

by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019

inverted pyramid

When you're wiping your ass and accidentally lose some toilet paper in your asshole.

"I can't wait for my next shit, I've got to get this damn mummy out of my inverted pyramid."

by retroviral December 20, 2017

Giza Pyramid

The act of forming a human period. 2 girls lay on each other, perpendicular to one another, forming a crossroad shape. Four men then spit roast them, and join hands to form a pyramid.

"Bill, Brad, Harry and Jacob had a norty Giza Pyramid with Lydia and Noelle on Tuesday"

by Mouldywafflez September 8, 2016

Pyramid head

The hot creature of silent hill big buff rawr no he does not rape those creatures I wish he could be real cus I'd let him kill me I don't need to explain he is the female gaze

"yo that chick over there is a freak I heard her say she has a crush on pyramid head"

"The dude from silent hill?"

"Yeah"

"Same I would smash"

by Nathaniel69420 December 3, 2022

Crushing the Pyramid

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.

Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

by William Rentes September 3, 2018