Peefing

The act of inserting a straw into your penis, and blowing air into it, which makes a queef-like sound when “exhaled.”

Damn bro last night me and Shawn had a peefing competition, and his was waaay louder than mine.

by Probablynothitler December 31, 2018

Peef

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

by BertieDastard April 25, 2011

Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.

Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.

by big nigga nigga nigga March 26, 2011

Peefo

An exclamation involving the production, analysis or any form of linked involvement pertaining to music. Of Pubahorigin.

Person1: "Hey man, what were you doing with that violin?"
Person2: "Peefo!"

by Evan Kee April 25, 2010

Peefect

A perfect pee.

I just peed on you, it was peefect!

by Herr B April 23, 2011

Pweeb

Anyone who watches/likes animes from the 1900's

"You watch that 80s Voltron? Fuckin' Pweeb."

by Katrina Springs October 1, 2017

Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020