procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing something more important that needs to be done.

instead of looking for a job, he often resorts to procrasturbation

by mojoPT November 6, 2009

procrasturbation

The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.

John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.

by Zooch101 November 23, 2011

procrasturbation

When one takes great pleasure in the act of putting something off.

When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.

by chinesedentist February 4, 2012

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"

by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study

Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"

by LFCAidan September 14, 2014