basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle
by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014
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Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"
Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010
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Procrastinating on homework or other work by creeping on friends, celebrities, etc. using facebook or any other means of creeping.
Wow, I really don't want to do my homework right now. I guess I'll go procrasticreep on my friends on facebook.
by blondie333 December 1, 2010
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guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"
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Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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