procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 9, 2008

procrasturbation

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004

procrastidating

Staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you are too comfortable or too lazy to break up.

As soon as I get back in shape and out of debt, I'm going to stop procrastidating my stupid boyfriend.

by Ancestor09 February 17, 2009

Procrastination Crap

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.

I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.

by www.myspace.com/bearimagines July 21, 2009

I'm Procrastinating

Me too kid.

I'm Procrastinating and so are you.

by A4775 November 12, 2020

procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009