Throw her printer

To take a girls virginity

I'd love to Throw her printer

by Pokemon master grey April 27, 2016

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.

"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."

by danceinthewind March 17, 2022

printer ink

something you buy, and it seems like you need it again after 2 minutes

p1: "printer ink is so expensive"
p2: "ikr"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Dumb printer

A really fucking dumb idiot kid

Wow he’s actually mentally unstable, he must be a dumb printer

by Hey hoes <3 March 19, 2019

Printer

Woman capable of having kids

"looking for girls with printers"

by Abc27cg October 10, 2021

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014