petite

1. An adjective used to describe someone lacking balls, or the ability to come through in the clutch.

2. A general term for those pansy wuss wuss folk

3. A descriptor for a person who fails miserably at a task.

God T-Squeezy!!! FINISH YOUR FUCKING EVERCLEAR YOU PETITE BITCH!!!!

(to be screamed in said person's general direction)

PETITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DBC and RYAN May 17, 2006

petite salope

When a girl named Fiona gives her ass to a random person

Fiona's nickname is "petite salope"

by Franki le magnifique May 21, 2016

petite albino monkey

a dirty white emo that acts like shes black but shes really just a morbidly obese white girl

"ur not funny u petite albino monkey."

by draculamanee April 28, 2022

smell-pretties

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.

Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!

by mommaserene March 9, 2010

god of pretties

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.

Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties

by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017

Prettiest chocolate nigga alive

Very handsome and chocolate

Oh my mike your the prettiest chocolate nigga alive

by BuggDriop45 January 22, 2020

petite bitch

A petite who is a bitchy girl that would like to be fucked by her husband.

this is my petite bitch, you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jaylani adam May 26, 2006