Pamph

To slowly invade the genitalia of someone of the opposite sex. Usually done in an alluring manner, traditionally on a bed, but certain persons prefer the use of the bathtub (a large porcelain structure with a sunken base used for bathing).

Jacob: Oh yeah, I met a girl last night and I think I'm going to pamph her now.
Chris: Good on you, mate

by The Pamphlettes March 13, 2011

Pram face

A young mum who barely looks old enough to have had a baby. Often seen around housing estates with other pram faces.

she doesn't look old enough to be pushing that baby, she's a real pram face!

by bratSoldier September 14, 2010

PFAMP

Post Farm After Mod Pwnage

Started on the Mage Tower, an EverQuest 1 mage class board. An advertising bot would make an account and post an advertisement, to which a mod would change the text and bash the poster and then ban them. Normally these threads were locked once a mod found and pwned them, but once they stopped getting locked, PFAMP was created for those that didn't get in before the mod pwnage or "IBTL"

bigtiits: Cum buy some pr0n!! lol omgzorz check out this pr0n ( . Y . )

(after mod pwnage)

Bigtiits:Hahahaha

I saw the boobies and you didn't! Now, stop smurfing posting here. - Nila (<-moderator)

Deadcorpz: PFAMP!

by Deadcorpz October 4, 2006

piamp

a way of saying pimp, used usually in a facetious tone

that guy gets every chick, what a piamp

by duhfugsd May 28, 2003

pramface

A word used to describe young women who err, push prams. Often labelled as chavs for having children so young; as it has suddenly become acceptable for the middle classes to openly mock the working classes.

Look Winston, a women pushing her own child around and not using a Nanny; she's a right Pramface.

by Adz657 January 9, 2009

Pampy poots

messy pants

You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.

by skip February 3, 2004

Pram-Head

A Word of Liverpudlian or Scouser origin.

A complete Assehole, male or female, who talks utter shit.

Generally found in a pub pissed up and trying to talk someone into either lending them money or supplying them with more drink.

So called a Pram-Head as they are full of shit and broken biscuits, like an old shitty pram or stroller used to transport babies and toddlers around in.

Example A;

Tom; Don't look now but Matt's just come into the pub...

Pete; Good, that fuckin' Pram-Head owes me a tenner.

Example B;

Man1; here mate lend us a tenner, I earn 5k a week me and and can pay it you back on Friday...

Man2: Fuck off you Pram-Head bastard

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008