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The portal gun 

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

wheatley portal 2 

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
wheatley portal 2 by kylo!! November 27, 2022

Stuck in the portal 

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
Stuck in the portal by Butterjack January 25, 2019

Big Nether Portal 

a big nether portal to travel to the nether if you know what i mean
lets go the the Big Nether Portal babe
ok ;)
Big Nether Portal by birehg September 20, 2019

Aether Portal 

REAL FROM MINECRAFT AND IT IS NIT A UD IT IS A RESL FWATUJrE IN MINECRWAFT
Aether Portal
Aether Portal
Aether Portal
Aether Portal
Aether Portal by gauxapen March 22, 2021

Anal Portal 

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?