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Japanese Pop-Tart 

A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name
Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

mexican pop tart 

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tart by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Electric Pop-Tart 

When a girl zaps a guy in the nuts with a Taser, and then punches them right afterward.
She was so mad that she wanted to give her ex-boyfriend an electric pop-tart.

Gay Pop Tart 

A Gay Pop Tart is annoying and looks like Justin Bieber. He is always talking and teasing you about Hawaii. Overall though is an annoyingly awesome person and a great boyfriend. He likes basketball and baseball and is also obessed with his hair. He makes creepy shrines of his girlfriend according to my friends. He has a lot of people by him and can be shy but also outgoing. When it comes to talking to his girlfriend he is shy but when with his friends he is outgoing and annoying. He sometimes acts like a monkey. He can get mad and people can try to help but it never really helps. He is very understanding at points and will always listen. Even though he is a pretty good guy he is the cringiest person you will ever meet. He is most likely to date a girl named Brooke.
Person 1: Yep did you see that cringy guy on TikTok?
Person 2: Yep it was Gay Pop Tart.

kenyan pop tart 

When someone tosses someones salad and the person recieving the rim job blows diorrhea in the other persons face. Ewwww!
I was was licking out this bitch, then without warning, she gave me a kenyan pop tart.
kenyan pop tart by haheho September 4, 2008