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Ponder

A mouthbreather who is also a handsome tall young guy
Person 1- Look at Ponder over there

Person 2 - what’s a ponder?
Person 1 - a tall handsome guy who’s dumb and hard to talk to because of it
by Pimp me April 2, 2021
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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018
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Toxic Pond

A pond located in Hartsville, S.C. near Coker University and GSSM that has been dyed cyan and a popular talking point among govies.
"Hey, have you seen the toxic pond yet?"
"Yeah I have, I walked by it yesterday on the way to town."
"TP moment"
by THEWRENCHBROTHER February 17, 2021
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Ponderosa High School

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".
"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"
by FukBoi4206969 May 2, 2017
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Pond Blaster

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!
by Here for the funny February 3, 2020
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Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.
After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.
by rpn453 January 11, 2011
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