Liquid Plumber

When one takes a hard poop then immediately after the hard poop comes out diarrhea follows that poop making a "Liquid Plumber"

Yo I just took the meanest Liquid Plumber ever.

by cdaconto June 18, 2011

Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

backdoor plumber

a shit stabber, a poofter, a mary queen, a sausage jockey, an uphill gardener, a fudge packer, a bone smoker, a bumbaklaat.

basically a male who partakes in intimate relations with another man's rectum.

"Look at him mincing around, bet he's a right backdoor plumber!"

by Antony Cole November 21, 2005

Plumber's Slouch

The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.

Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!

by Grammarly Girl March 7, 2014

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

by Obesio mourinio July 5, 2016

Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019