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Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.
Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.
by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009
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Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.
It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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plug and hug

When you finger a girl for a while. Then you create a sensitive moment by hugging her while raising your hand towards your face to do the whiff test. This helps to avoid any embarrassment moments when you go down to munch her box.
Man: Dude, I couldn't even eat that girls box it was so nasty!!!

Friend: You should have done the "plug and Hug" bro!!!
by facepainters July 25, 2012
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Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.
Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!
by thewordmakerupper December 6, 2009
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plug my bug

The act of inserting a tampon at that time of the month.
Annie said, "I need to stop at CVS so I can plug my bug!"
by Injun Annie March 18, 2009
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V-plug

I need to change my V-plug.
by jessicarrrrr June 22, 2010
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polar plug

Having a tray of ice cubes jammed up your ass while someone's shoves a fist full of sweat stained socks in your mouth
Carl got the ol polar plug last night
by Jimmy'schickenshack February 18, 2014
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