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please daddy

Please daddy is when you're asking 'daddy ' (your husband or boyfriend for) someyhing, it's usually in a sexual manner
Daddy could you spank me? Please Daddy!
by Crucified12 October 24, 2017
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Book Please

A phrase used to describe how excruciatingly average something is. Related to "Cool story bro."

It can be used to piss someone off if they're telling a story.
Parker: OMG! I just hit a ladder shot, 360, YY, cross-map, no scope on highrise!!!!1!!11!1!11!!!11!11!!1!111

Brennan: Book please.
by imamothaBLEEPINboss March 15, 2011
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please stop

Polite way of asking someone to cease to continue what they're doing.
Please stop, I want to be left alone.
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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The Crowd Pleasa

The Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;

You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);
On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.

"Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"

Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear, joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).
by OMalley'sOMalley'sO'Malley's February 9, 2010
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plead the fifth

v. To decline to give self-incriminating information. Refers to the fifth amendment of the US Constitution, which states that no citizen "shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself..."
Joe: Bob, did you ever do drugs in high school?

Bob: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, Joe.
by Gargouille July 21, 2005
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negro please

Me: You're not white?!

Kevin: I was undercov-

Me: Negro please!
by Latrell Spencer December 24, 2004
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please say sike

when you are very confused on someone elses opinion and dont know how to react so you ask please say sike
dude 1: bro i fucked ur dad
dude 2 : please say sike
by fairdalian smith August 10, 2019
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